um excuse me honey, how can i be homophobic if i ship johnlock ????
straight people (via jinkxalicious)

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

emilysachs:

HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! 

emilysachs:

HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! 

librariansoul:

karaokedean:

kansasnovak:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

Can we please talk about how cell phones have completely eradicated personal boundaries?
I have days where I won’t respond to anyone who texts me. It’s got nothing to do with you, I’m simply not in the mood to talk. Y’all can’t demand an automatic response from me - I didn’t consent to you invading my space and taking up my time. You pop in and expect an immediate reply, but I might be unable (or simply unwilling) to give that to you.
We have every right to enforce our boundaries, and if you don’t like that? I have a box of straws in my car - pick any color you like and suck it the fuck up.



…why do you keep straws in your car?

librariansoul:

karaokedean:

kansasnovak:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

Can we please talk about how cell phones have completely eradicated personal boundaries?

I have days where I won’t respond to anyone who texts me. It’s got nothing to do with you, I’m simply not in the mood to talk. Y’all can’t demand an automatic response from me - I didn’t consent to you invading my space and taking up my time. You pop in and expect an immediate reply, but I might be unable (or simply unwilling) to give that to you.

We have every right to enforce our boundaries, and if you don’t like that? I have a box of straws in my car - pick any color you like and suck it the fuck up.

…why do you keep straws in your car?

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

who-you-see-isnt-me:

Queued

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

khal-druggo:

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

image

i want to dip my hands in it

I just want to eat it. 

babebraham:

go on

babebraham:

go on

joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD